"Joshua Beckford learned to read fluently by the time he was two and a half and taught himself to touch-type on a computer before he could write using a pencil.
He can speak Japanese, practices medical surgery on a computer simulator and has completed more than 1,000 maths problems.”
Can we please reblog our children!!!
HOW THOUGH??? HOW IS THIS AMAZINGNESS POSSIBLE.
the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music
I was not fucking ready
you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
wanting to be friends with people on tumblr but not knowing how to
OH MY GOD
LEAKED FOOTAGE FROM MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
THE VIDEO MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER LIKE THE COSTUME HAS NO ARM HOLES SO THEY CANT GET UP
WATCH THE VIDEO PLEASE OMG HE’S JUST LYING THERE LOL
when somebody joins tumblr
Alice, I know I gave you the cheerful trait but you are too optimistic for your own good. There is a floating mop impaling your leg.
-people who clap when the plane lands