when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
if ur gonna be a producer and ur thinking about having a dog die in ur movie, u need to not be a producer
seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button
when the PE teacher makes you run
i want a tampon/pad advert where it’s just a woman in full battle uniform tearing through piles and piles of opponents with a sword and sometimes her bare hands and in the end while she’s standing on a pile of dead bodies a little blood trickles down her thigh and she sighs dramatically and the caption’s like
"YOU BELONG IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.
NOT YOUR UTERUS.”
I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL
it’s okay I know everybody forgets Meet The Robinsons so I got your back
I think we’re forgetting someone: