georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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vvant:

if ur gonna be a producer and ur thinking about having a dog die in ur movie, u need to not be a producer

equalist:

seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button

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online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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captains-super-shield:

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulu:

i want a tampon/pad advert where it’s just a woman in full battle uniform tearing through piles and piles of opponents with a sword and sometimes her bare hands and in the end while she’s standing on a pile of dead bodies a little blood trickles down her thigh and she sighs dramatically and the caption’s like

"YOU BELONG IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.

NOT YOUR UTERUS.”

I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

rdjsass:

me whenever

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

ealperin:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

itsjustlarz:

PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL

HEY

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it’s okay I know everybody forgets Meet The Robinsons so I got your back

I think we’re forgetting someone:

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guy:

guy:

i just shamelessly ran after an icecream truck

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you are an inspiration

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

This town deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to them.