death-by-lulz:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

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im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

paraddict:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

wokeupinausedtoyota:

I remember when teen titans was bout somethin

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria